Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.

Civil War spoiler

The South loses.

I never really...

... It's always bringing me down.

What do you put...

Tatar Sauce.

Guy on a bus

So a guy gets on a bus, sees a very attractive woman sitting towards the back...

I ordered a...

The phone rang and a woman’s voice said, ‘What the hell are you doing with...

Women say it's...

It's usually because we hit bottom really hard and bounce back up.

QQQQQQ

Can You Decipher This Phrase? QQQQQQ No excuse. There is no X...

Charge By The Inch

Having had one too many, a bar drinker was beginning to display an ugly...

I recently...

I falafel.

My love life

I have found that invisible girlfriends are the way to go... Because then you...