3 men, one black, one white, and one asian, die and find themselves at the gates of hell. As they beg to be sparred, the devil decides to make them an offer. "I'm going to take your dick in my hand, if it burns off, you stay here, if it doesn't however, you get to return to earth."
The black man confidently goes first, and remains unharmed. Feeling encouraged, the white and asian men quickly follow suit, screaming as they fail the challenge. They look at the black man in awe, asking him how he won, and he just laughs as he tells them, "Chocolate melts in your mouth, not your hand."
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