Unsure about the way things were going, he asked if he was getting fired. When she said yes, he begged her to tell him when. “Philadelphia has a lot of street parties - it will be a big holiday.” "Well which one?” he demanded, thinking Mummers and fireworks. “Don’t worry Chip. ANY day you get fired will be a big holiday."
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