Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Although stalking is a crime, 7 had an addiction.
7 would sit outside 6's window with a different celery stalk each night, and caress it. Then, when 7's hands were raw, 7 would eat the stalk one slow bite at a time, and smile, 7's teeth filled with fibrous strands of the latest victim.
Years later, 6's nightmares would always with 6 screaming, "Why didn't you ever offer me a bite?"
6's spouse, also a stalk of celery, would get very quiet and pretend to be asleep, one leaf firming clenching a knife from the kitchen drawer.
In one sense, it was a healthy relationship, but in another, it was deadly.
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