They all decide to drop something out as you do, the Scotsman drops a barrel of haggis, the Irishman drops a crate of Guinness and the Englishman drops a bomb.
Down on the ground a man is walking down a street, he comes across a young boy crying and asks him why? 'Something hit me on my head and it hurts'.
The man carries on down the street and sees a man drenched and asks him what happened, the man replies that 'something from the sky fell' on him leaving him soaked.
Finally the man comes to a young boy laughing hysterically on the floor unable to control himself. The man asks him 'whats so funny?' The boy gets up and tells him
'I farted and the house behind me blew up'
I'll get my coat...
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