A man and woman meet in a bar
After a few drinks, they decide to go back to his place. As they are rolling around on the bed, they gradually undress. When the man has pulled off his socks and shoes, the woman gasps in horror.
“What the hell is wrong with your toes?” she asks
“Oh, well, when I was a child, I had a terrible case of *tolio*”, he says.
“Don’t you mean *polio*?”
“Nope. Tolio.”
He’s a good looking guy so, after overcoming her initial revulsion, they continue slowly, sensuously removing each other’s clothes but, when his pants come off, she is once again shocked.
“Christ, what’s happened to your knees?” she confusedly asks.
“Well…when I was a little older, I was stricken with the *kneesles*.”
“Don’t you mean, *measles*?”
“No, I’m pretty sure it was the kneesles.”
Hesitantly, she gets back in the mood and the undress continues. Finally his underwear hits the floor.
She stands back and says, “No…wait…let me guess. *Small Cocks*?”
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