Having recently lost my job i have be volunteering my spare time up at the local child cancer ward and in doing so have become good friends with a young 10 year old boy call Jimmy. I sit with him and hold his hand as he has his chemotherapy, take him to the movies when he is feeling well enough and what little spare money i have i spend on toys for him.
Today he asked me "if i will still come to visit him when he leaves the hospital?".
"Not a chance" i replied "I fucking hate cemeteries"
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