There was a big chess convention in town, and all the best chess players stayed at one hotel. They had practice games in the lobby and bragged about how good they were. The bragging soon got out of hand, so the manager kicked them out. The janitor asked the manager why he kicked them out, and he replied, "I'm tired of chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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