Chemistry jokes

1. Did you hear about the chemist who got cooled to -273.15°C? He's 0K now.

2. What's the most electronegative state? Fluorida.

3. Wanna hear a joke about sodium bromite? NaBrO

4. Helium walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says "We don't serve noble gasses here!" He doesn't react.

5. What do you call a king's fart? Noble gas.

6. What did the scientist say when he discovered 2 isotopes of helium? He He

7. What's the chemical formula for water? HIJKLMNO

8. I would post more but all the good ones Argon.

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