Chainsaw

One day, a chainsaw salesman goes out into the middle of a very rural community, somewhere in the middle of Russia.

He spots a potential customer, and asks him to buy a chainsaw.

"Hey, sir! Would I be able to interest you in a chainsaw? That handsaw you are using will be left in the dust when you start using this."

The man replies: "Vell, I guess it vouldn't hurt, but I fink my handsaw vould be better in za long run."

The businessman is not deterred. "Sir, I promise you that this saw will revolutionize the way you cut logs. Feel free to try it out for a day, and if you really don't like it, I'll leave you be."

So, the man takes the chainsaw, and the businessman leaves him to test it out.

The next morning, when the businessman comes back, the man tells him that it didn't work.

"This saw is garbage! My saw could do vay better than dis piece of junk, it takes nearly five times as long!"

The business man is surprised. "Well, I guess maybe this one could have a defect. Please, try this one instead."

The man gives him a new chainsaw, and goes on his way, hoping to sell more in the middle of town.

Later that night, the businessman comes back to check up on the man's progress.

"Dis vun is trash as vell!" he says. "The entire thing is vorthless!"

Astounded, the businessman takes it back.

"Well," he says, "I'll start it up, and see what's wrong with it."

He fills it with gasoline, and pulls the cord, and saws through a nearby log with apparent ease.

Halfway through cutting it open, the man taps on his shoulder, yelling over the sound of the chainsaw.

He yells at the businessman, "VUT DAT NOISE?!?"