Cessna: Jones tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel. Tower: Roger Cessna 12345, reduce airspeed to best glide!! Do you have the airfield in sight?!?!! Cessna: Uh...tower, I am on the south ramp; I just want to know where the fuel truck is.
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