Young man goes into a bar and says, "Bartender, three shots of Goldschlagger."
The bartender pours the drinks and the young man drinks them in rapid succession, grimacing with each shot, and then asks for another.
The bartender says, "Sure, kid. What's the occasion?"
The young man says, "I'm celebrating my first blowjob."
The bartender then pours him a shot of Jagermeister and says, "Here, kid. If this don't get that taste out of your mouth, nothing will."
(This was taken from /u/saltytrey's [comment](http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1ptbrx/what_would_you_do_for_bus_fare/cd5yhjz) on an /r/funny post)
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