Tony sits down at the bar, orders a drink and holds his head in his hands.
When the bartender comes back, Tony is swearing softly under his breath and shaking his head.
"Hey Tony, what's happening?" asks the bartender.
"I'm in DEEP SHIT," Tony replies. "I just got caught screwing my neighbour."
"Oh wow!" says the barman, "Who caught you? Your wife?"
"No," said Tony, "HIS wife!"
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