A guy was fucking his girlfriend in his car when a tap on the window revealed a cop outside. He rolled down the window and the cop tells him "when you're done I'm next". The guy finishes, opens the door and the cop notices the guy shaking in fear. The cop asks him " why so nervous?"
The guy replies I've never fucked a cop before.
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