A man is eating in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous blonde eating at the next table. He has been checking her out all night, but lacks the nerve to go and talk to her.
Suddenly the woman sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively grabs and snatches it out of the air.
'Oh my God, I am sooo sorry,' the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. 'Let me buy you dinner to make it up to you.'
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together and afterwards the woman invites him to the theatre followed by drinks. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to breakfast the next morning.
When he arrives the next morning, she has cooked a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed. 'You know you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?'
'No,' she replies, 'you just happened to catch my eye.'
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