Carlos panhandles just as long as Jose but only collects 2 to 3 dollars every day. Jose brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 bills, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend. Carlos says to Jose, I work just as long and hard as you do but how do you bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day?. Jose says, .... Look at your sign, what does it say? Carlos' sign reads, I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support. Jose says, No wonder you only get $2-3 dollars. Carlos says, So what does your sign say? Jose shows Carlos his sign...... It reads, I only need another $10.00 to move back to Mexico
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