3 friends are captured by cannibals.
Each one of of them are given a last wish before they are killed.
The first guy asks for a smoking hot blonde. He has his way with her. As soon as his done, his skinned alive and killed. They use the skin to make the covering of a canoe. The other two mates witness this and are horrified. It's the second guys turn and he chooses the finest bottle of whiskey. As he has the last sip, he is also skinned and added to the canoe. The last guy's wish is for a fork. A freakin fork, they ask ?
As soon as they hand him the fork, he starts jabbing himself all over his body and hells : "YOU'RE NOT TURNING ME INTO A FUCKING CANOE"
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