Jim: we're doing this ritual and we will need
A pentagram drawn with your own left hand
John: ok, no problem, though my own right hand
Is what I would normally use instead
Jim: So, you should write a verse about this time
John: I'll call it "I, ambi-pentagrammer"
(edited to try to vaguely be in iambic pentameter)
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