"Tell me a story for bedtime. Please!" John heard his son ask. He thought for a moment. "Alright," he said "how about an old horror story?" He began to tell his son a story he had first heard when he was just a child in 2020. It was a tale of an evil sorcerer who wandered the lands luring people with his magical tricks and amassing followers. "He doesn't seem so bad." Interrupted his son. "But wait," John continued "I'm not finished. He was quite evil. You see, once he had gathered a large following, he turned all of his followers precious water into wine!"
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