Peter's first date with Meg had gone well. As they sat in Peter's front seat on a remote country road, Meg made an announcement.
"I'm actually a prostitute," Meg warned. "If you want any action, it'll cost you $30."
"Well," Peter shot back, "I have to tell you something too. I'm actually a cab driver. If you want a ride back into the city, it'll cost you $50."
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