there was a little girl who prayed everynight.the first night she said,"God bless mommy god bless daddy god bless grandma bye bye grandpa."the next day the grandpa died.that night she said,"god bless mommy god bless daddy bye bye grandpa."the next day grandpa died.the dad was wondering what she prayed at night so that night he went to her door and listened.she said,"god bless mommy bye bye daddy."the next day the daddy went to work and was worried all day.that evening the daddy came home and asked his little girl what happened that day.she said,"nothing much the milkman just dropped dead on the doorstep."
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