This happened in front of my eyes.
At the grocery store. Guy in his 20's bought a red onion, the cashier dude rang it, but with the wrong price.
Guy: - Think you got the wrong onion code.
Cashier: - Oh right, this was for the yellow ones. (He changes the code but turns out the price was the same)
Cashier: - Well, guess we're not racist towards our onions.
Guy: -...That's right, we can own either one of them for the same price.
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