Buying Condoms

An man walks up to a clerk at a pharmacy and asks to buy some
condoms. The clerk asks, "What size do you wear?" The man
replies, "I don't know." The clerk unzips his pants and takes a
feel. She then picks up the intercom and says, "Large condoms to
aisle 4 please." The man zips up his pants and leaves.


Later another man walks up to the clerk and asks to buy some
condoms. He doesn't know his size either. The clerk unzips his
pants and takes a feel. She then picks up the intercom and says,
"Medium condoms to aisle 4 please." The man zips up his pants
and leaves.


A while later a teen comes in, shaking nervously. "Let me
guess," says the clerk, "condoms?" "Yes", he replies, "but I
don't know my size." She checks, picks up the intercom, "Clean
up aisle 4!"