Little Timmy's father died recently and he is in a coffin shop shopping for a coffin for his father. However, prices are not cheap and he kept haggling for the shop owner to lower the price.
The owner got frustrated and finally give in. "Fine, you want a discount, you buy a large coffin, I'll throw in a small coffin for free! Buy one get one free!"
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