**Obama came into my room dressed like a Jihadist and started talking in Arabic about blowing my shit up. He then leaned in and whispered, "but who's gonna believe you?"**
**I said, "I know a few people."**
*Justin Bieber came into my house, messed up all my shit, broke my windows, and then peed on my couch. He then leaned in and said, "but who's gonna believe you?"*
*I immediately said, "everyone motherfucker! Your an asshole!"*
**Jesus made water into wine, walked in the sea, died and them resurrected himself, and then came back as a semi-ghostly apparition.**
**He then leaned in and whispered, "but who's gonna believe you?"**
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