But Actually A guy and a girl go on a date and are parked on a back road some distance from town. Things are getting hot and heavy when she stops him. I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $80 for sex, she says. He stares at her for a couple of seconds, shrugs, gives her four twenties and goes for it. Later, he's smoking a cigarette and looking out the window. Why aren't we going anywhere? she asks. Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $100.
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