Business was good at the local sporting-house so the madam decided to partition one large room into two smaller rooms, each with its separate door...
After the work was complete, the carpenter asked for payment but was put off. After several weeks he still hadn’t been paid and he regularly threatened, “Pay me or I’ll rip out the partition.”
Finally the madam offered to pay him in trade. “Take any girl in the house and have your pleasure with her.”
“I’ll take you.”
“Me? I’m an old lady. Take one of those young, good looking chicks.”
“I want you.”
They went to one of the rooms and the madam removed all her clothes.
“What position do you want?” she asked.
“Let's do doggy,” the carpenter replied.
The madam got on all fours and the carpenter moved behind her. But instead of the customary entry, the carpenter administered a “Neapolitan Shocker” with his thumb in the chocolate and fingers two and three in the strawberry.
“What are you doing?” she asked.
“I told you before. Pay me now or I’ll rip out the partition.”
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