Suddenly Biden has a heart attack and the plane is losing altitude. Their only option is to evacuate, but there are only three parachutes. Bush yells, "I'm Jeb Bush! I havent bomb Iraq yet! I cant let my bro and dad laugh at me!" He took the first parachute and jumped. Trump runs screaming, "I havent dated my daughter and watch her playboy debut, I cant die here!" He grabbed the second parachute and jumped. Clinton points the middle finger to Sanders, "Fem right, bitch!" and took the last parachute and jumped. Sanders then tried to control the plane and successfully landed the plane safely.
On the next day, they found Bush, Trump and Clinton's corpse. They all wear backpack.
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