Osama quickly picks up the lamp and rubs it. A genie pops out and says he'll give each of them one wish. Osama wishes to be in Baghdad, where he knows Saddam will protect him. The Genie nods, and poof, he's gone. Saddam picks up the lamp and wishes to be in Iraq with an impenetrable wall around Iraq that can't be flown over, or dug under to prevent the US from ever invading. As before, it's done and the Genie turns to Bush. What is your wish he asks. Bush shrugs and says "Fill it with water."
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