Buffet

Once upon a time two men had been sitting in a bar drinking for a considerable time and had started to become a wee bit inebriated and argumentative.


They argued about football, politics, women and so on. Eventually after more drinks they started arguing about a real guy thing, as to which of them had the largest pecker.


The barman was starting to get a bit irritated at all the ruckus the men were creating, but because he was used to this type of thing, said to them,
"Look, if you'll just cut out the noise, I'll be the judge of this argument.
Lay your peckers on the bar and I'll tell you which is the biggest."


The two men agreed to this and so they proudly laid their peckers on the bar. Just as the barman was about to give his decision, a gay fellow came in and walked up to the bar.


The barman told the two guys to wait a minute and turning to the gay chap said "What can I get you?"


The gay chap looked down at the bar and said, "Well I was just going to have a beer, but now I think I'll have a bit of the buffet!"


Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Yisman