President Obama is having trouble pleasing Michelle in bed so he goes to consult his good friend Bubba, a real lothario and ask his advice. Bubba tells him, “Try this: Wait until she is in bed, then stand outside the door and rap your dick against the door, Rap, Rap, Rap. I don’t know why but it always gets my girlfriend real hot and I never get any complaints from her. So President Obama decides to try it. The next night he stands outside the door, whips his dick out and goes “Rap, Rap, Rap” against the door with his dick. Michelle calls out through the door: “That you Bubba?”.
Needless to say this works for any president. I first heard it with Reagan.
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