Bubba & Earl

Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of
bottles of Bud.
Bubba says, "Looked that up ahead, Earl, it's a poll-ice roadblock!! We're
going to get busted far drinking' these here beers!!"
"Don't worry, Bubba", Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish drinking'
these beers, peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, and throw the
bottles under the seat."
"What far?" asked Bubba.
"Just let me do the talking' Okay?" said Earl.
Well, they finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat, and
each put a label on their forehead.
When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, "You boys been drinking'?"
"No, sir�, said Earl. "Web�s on the patch!"