Bubba

Two rednecks, Bubba and Ed, were driving down the road drinking a couple of
bottles of Coors. The passenger, Bubba, said, "looked that up ahead, Ed, it's a
poll-ice roadblock!!
We're going to get busted far drinking' these here beers!!" "Don't worry,
Bubba", Ed said, "we'll just pull over and finish drinking' these beers, and
peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, and throw the bottles under
the seat." "What far�, asked Bubba. "Just let me do the talking', OK�, said Ed.
Well, they finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat, and
each put a label on their forehead. When they reach the roadblock, the sheriff
said, "You boys been drinking'?"
"No, sir," said Ed. "We're on the patch"