A young executive leaving the office one evening noticed his boss standing in
front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand. Seeing a good opportunity
to do some brown-nosing, he asks, "Can I help you with something before I leave,
Sir?"
"Listen," said the boss, "this is important and my assistant has already
left the office. Can you make this thing work?"
"Certainly," said the young man, certain he was earning some brownie points.
The young executive turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the
start button.
"Thank you," said the boss, unaware that his paper had disappeared into the
paper shredder. "I need two copies of that."
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