A blonde and a redhead were watching the 6:00 news when a story
came up about a man who was threatening to jump off the Brooklyn
Bridge. The blonde bet the redhead that the man wouldn't jump
off the bridge and the readhead accepted. Well, sure enough, the
man jumped and so the blonde gave the redhead the 50 bucks. "I
can't take this, you're my best friend." The blonde looked at
her, "Just take it." she said. "Well, I saw this on the 5;00
news, so I knew he was gonna jump off." The blonde laughed, "I
did too, but I didn't think he'd do it again!"
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