British people's front of Britain meeting.

"What has the EU ever done for us?"

...

"57% of our trade."

"What?"

"57% of our trade."

"Oh yeah.Yeah they did do that, that's true."

"And, uh, cleaner beaches."

"Oh yeah, the cleaner beaches, Nigel. You remember what Whitby used to be like?"

"Yeah, alright, I'll grant you the trade and the beaches are the two things the EU HAS done."

"And free movement."

"Well, yeah, obviously the free movement. The free movement goes without saying, doesn't it? But APART from the trade, the beaches and the free movement-"

"Cleaner air."

"Farm subsidies."

"Product safety."

"Breakup of monopolies."

"Yeah, alright, fair enough-"

"And human rights."

"Oh yeah, yeah."

"Yeah that's something we'd really miss, Nigel, if we left the EU."

"And we share intelligence between police and security forces."

"Yeah, they certainly keep us safe from terror. Let's face it, we want to know when Mr Alan Qaeda's in town."

"Alright. But APART from the trade, the beaches, the free movement, the clean air, the farm subsidies, the product safety, the breaking up of unfair monopolies, the protection of human rights, holiday entitlements, equal pay, shared intelligence and security ... what has the EU ever done for us?"

...

"Brought peace?"

"Oh, peace. SHUT UP!"