A man get home after work, sits on his couch exausted and ask his wife :
- Honey, bring me a beer before it begins!
His wife brings him a beer.
The man drink the beer and ask again :
- Honey, bring me a beer before it begins!
The wife,starting to find her husband strange bring him a cold beer again.
The man drink the beer as fasr as the first one and goes:
- Honey, bring me a beer before it begins!
Then the wife, frustrated:
- Again?! You drink too much! This is ridiculous!...
The husband :
- There you go, it begins...
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