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How many members of your sign does it take to change a light

ARIES: Just one. You want to make something of it?

TAURUS: One, but just try to convince them that the burned-out
bulb is useless and should be thrown away.

GEMINI: Two, but the job never gets done -- they just keep
discussing who is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be

CANCER: Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help
them through the grieving process.

LEO: Leos don't change light bulbs, although sometimes their
agent will get a Virgo in to do the job for them while they're

VIRGO: Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- one

LIBRA: Er, two. Or maybe one. No, on second thought, make that
two. Is that okay with you?

SCORPIO: That information is strictly secret and shared only
with the Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient
Hierarchical order.

SAGITTARIUS: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our
whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a
stupid burned-out light bulb?

CAPRICORN: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

AQUARIUS: Well, you have to remember that everything is energy,

PISCES: Light bulb? What light bulb?

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