Girl is shopping at grocery store. Man comes up to her and says can I please suckle your breasts
Girl asks man why he would ask such a crazy thing of a woman in a grocery store that he doesn't know
Man answers, I'll give you $5,000. Girl ponders for a bit and realizes that it's quite a lot of money.
Girl agrees. Man proceeds to rub his face against her breasts, kiss them, play with them.
Girl finally asks him, when are you going to suckle my breasts already??
Man replies, "Too expensive"
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