So I'm watching the news last night, and a story comes on about A man's arm that caught on fire because he was smoking a cigarette while pumping gas. Then to top things off, while he's running around screaming, the police shoot the burning man...
When questioned, the officer said he shot the man because he could clearly see that the man had a firearm.
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