Breaking News: Famous playboy Hugh Hefner managed to successfully stop an order of monks from operating a business on his property.

The police forced the friars to close down their stalls, which were outside the playboy's mansion, where they were selling flowers. Said one friar,"If it were anyone else, we would have gotten away with it. But, unfortunately, only Hugh can stop florist friars."

Credits to Colin Mochrie for this one

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