A man is nervously sitting in the waiting room listening to his wife screaming in the next room as she enters the 9th hour of delivery. He's sweating and his knuckles are white with stress.
All of sudden the screaming stops. Then the doctor walks into the waiting room holding a baby.
"I'm proud to present you with your brand new baby boy!", The doctor says smiling as he hands the baby to the new father who is already in tears.
As the father is reaching for the baby the doctor lets go of the baby and catching it by its ankles swings it in an arc over his head smashing its head against the wall sending the baby's brains flying everywhere.
The father falls to his knees screaming out in confusion and anger, "Why the fuck did you do that?!"
The doctor replies while laughing, "APRIL FOOLS!!!!, Your baby was a stillborn!"
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