On his 2nd birthday his dad asked what would you like for your birthday .For 19 years he wanted a tractor but for his 21st birthday he wanted an ipod. One day a house was on fire while he was listening to music on his ipod. He breathed into the mailbox.
The firemen asked "how did you do that?"
He replied" l'm an X-tractor fan."
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