A grandpa took his grandson fishing. A while in the grandpa takes out a cigar and starts smoking. The little kid asks if he can have one too and the grandpa says, "does your wiener touch your butt?" To which the kid responds no, then the grandpa says "that's too bad, then no".
Later on the grandpa gets out a beer and the kid asks again if he can have some, to which he responds, does your widened touch your butt, no, that's too bad..
The kid then grabs out some chips ahoy and milk and starts eating them. The grandpa asks "can I have some". The little kid says "does your wiener touch your butt?" The grandpa replies "yes, it does". The little kid the says "well then you can go fuck yourself".
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