Me: So you can make your own weapons and build settlements and fight monsters and its in the future
Dad: Does it have trucks?
Me: uh no there are cars but they've all been destroyed by the bombs
Dad: so you can't sit on the tailgates or anything?
Me: no, why would you want to-
Dad: So you can't fall out?
Me: ...
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