Boudreaux decides he needs to go to college

So Boudreaux heads down to Nicholls State and talks to the Dean. The Dean tells him "Well Boudreaux, you don't have much education, so we'll start you with the basics. Literature, Math, History and Logic."

Boudreaux says "I heard of dem math and books and history, but what's logic?"

The Dean says "Well, let me show you. Do you own a lawnmower?"

"Ya"

"So that means you probably own a home, right?"

"Yessir"

"And if you own a home, you likely have a wife and children, correct?"

"That I do"

"Which means you're a straight male."

"Wow, you figured out all dat from a lawnmower?"

"Yes Mr Boudreaux, that's what logic is."

So Boudreaux leaves and heads down to the bar where he runs into Thibodeaux. He starts telling him about how he's going to college and his classes. Thibodeaux asks him "Well, I know those other ones, but what's logic?"

Boudreaux says "I'll show you. Do you own a lawnmower?"

"Well no Boudreaux, I don't."

"Then you're a faggot."