Boudreaux and Thibodeaux are sitting on the pier fishing...

when a flying saucer descends from the sky in front of them. A ramp slowly lowers down, and from it descends the most disgusting creature you can imagine. Slime drips from every pore, it has huge gleaming tentacles, eyes all over its body, and it constantly releases a foul odor into the air.

Boudreaux turns to Thibodeaux and says "I'll git da shotgun, you go put on da rice."

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