I was born with one leg and man does it suck. Growing up was a hassle. Every year I had to go to the local hospital so they can do there yearly surgery on me. I'm shocked that I'm standing here telling you this cause its been a hard long road. I'm always leaning on my cock which is my leg. I'm still shocked that I'm able to live a normal life like this and more surprising how the doctors were able to implant joints inside my cock so it could look like I'm standing on 2 feet.
Did I tell you that my cock is 4 feet long?
I'll be here all week...panhandling for a laugh
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