Bob says "I know how we can get out of here!" Jim asks "How?" Bob says "Well, I've got a big flashlight. Tonight, we'll sneak out, get to the wall, I'll throw the light against it, and you climb up the beam!"... Jim answers
"You really think I'm nuts, don't you? I know I'd get halfway up there and you'd turn it off!"
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