They had quite a bond and would frequently hang out and spend time with each other. One of their favorite things to do would be to go out on the patio at night, gaze at the stares and reminisce on the good times.
One night when they were on the patio Bob asked Francis if she would hold his penis while they talked. Not do anything beyond that, simply hold his penis and continue to talk. She was hesitant at first but obliged and she held his penis and they resumed talking as per usual. This started to be a nightly routine, Francis would hold Bob's penis on the patio and have pleasant conversation.
Until one day Francis went out to the patio and Bob wasnt there. She looked in the lounge. Wasnt there. Went to the bingo room. Wasnt there. Finally she found Bob at the pool, and he was with Agnes!! Infuriated Francis asked Bob "What does Agnes have that I dont have?!" And Bob replied "Parkinson's"
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